This is the 2nd edition of my “WHAT"?” series, inspired by Pampering Beki’s posts. (Part one can be found HERE.) This is a collection of random Google searches that brought people to my blog. Read on…
how to do a cute bookmark
(Just like an ugly one. Only cuter.)
hot amateur moms
(I knew I was "amateur". But "hot"? Well, well...lawdy be...)
who smells dinkydoo
(Check the bottom of your shoe.)
elastic headbands give me headaches
(I SO want to see some! Is that anything like "bejeweled grillz"?)
(I know, right?!)
amateur love making
(& you came here? Puh-lease.)
another parent says she would like to come over and see my home before her seven year old can come over for a playdate
(So? Do you keep wild beavers as pets, house ponies in the basement & wash your dishes in sewer water? Then you have nothing to worry about. )
argyle socks in bed
(as long as they don't clash with your sheets.)
arts and crafts pipe cleaner valentines or love or bug or "kit kat"
(You're making me dizzy. Just pick one!)
calories in walmart birthday cupcake
(who cares. it's a cupcake.)
can you make love on a bean bag?
(I'll get back to you on that one. haha!)
could framed handprint christmas art be hung year round?
do butterflies leave behind glitter when hit?
(OK, first of all, that's just weird. And secondly, why are you smacking butterflies anyway?)
how do I make necklaces with real bugs?
(For reals? Hey, are you related to that weird glitter-butterfly dude?)
how sweet you are?
(Let me count the ways…)
I always wish for but never get this for my birthday-->
(a trip to Disneyland...& world peace)
lemon bars always runny
(Stick 'em in the oven. The baking process usually helps to solidify.)
meaning of zippetydooda.
(Zippetydooda is probably related to supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.)
things that children without moms don't know
(Well, their mom, for starters.)
(you mean like THIS ONE?)
what to do if the hanger comes out of your pinata.
(Kick the pinata around the neighborhood. Or finally hang those trousers.)
(Um, there's no "p" in "whimsy".)
(Nope. Still didn't get it.)
why small parties fun?
(because big parties boring.)