The Crafty Minx & Mac Packin' Mama
Most recently, these rabble-rousers have been caught in their minivan hustling down a Nebraska highway. Other possible indictments may include, but are not limited to...
- Fanatical jumping on private property. Repeatedly.
- Superfluous giggling.
- Consuming an amplitude of the java brew.
- Indulgent photography of the self portrait variety.
- Random acts of merriment.
- Premeditated hoopla.
- Enthusiastic thesaurus usage.
(Anyone with information regarding these rascals should leave a comment immediately.)