But, anyway, the girls were frightened of him.
Pazely even mentioned something about covering her eyes at one point. All the kids high-fived Ronald McDonald on the way out, but she bypassed all that hooplah & hightailed it out of there.
Their aversion to this red-haired, sunshine-colored-jumpsuit wearin', burger-lovin' clown is all my fault.
Which is a shame. Because I have such happy memories of ole Ronnie baby. Who they should really be afraid of is that giant purple misshapen jellybean character. (Who is named Grimace & likes to steal milkshakes.) Seriously, weirdest character EVER.
My girls never got to experience the old-school classic McDonald characters. I remember playing on the McDonald playgrounds as a kid, where I would slip down the Captain Crook spiral slide or have a go on the Fry Guy bouncers. I remember climbing up, & sitting inside, the Chief Big Mac jail. And whirling-n-twirling on the Burger Spinner! Man, what a thrill! I always got the same thing to eat, everytime I got to go to McDonald's: a Happy Meal with chicken nuggets. I dipped the nuggets in the little containers of honey. And to quench my thirst: "orange drink".
And don't even get me started on the birthday party I had there!
Ah, to be a kid again & relive the happiness that visits to McDonald's brought.
Except for my kids. Ugh. What have I done?
I asked Zoey, "Do you think I've robbed you of happy childhood memories?"
She replied, "Yes."
I said, "What can I do to make it up to you?"
Her response? "Take us to McDonald's & buy us a Happy Meal."
OK, so they aren't that emotionally wounded.
Long live the Golden Arches!
"He is very scary" by Pazely, age 8
"Anatomy of the Ronald imposter" by Zoey, age 10
"How I think my children see Ronald McDonald. He also has french fries stuck in the back of his wig but you can't see that part." by Nikki, age 37